tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9169129998329537448.post8297730616287436881..comments2023-12-31T11:28:31.953-05:00Comments on The Surly Writer: Random InstancesMichelle H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/10117937124348728578noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9169129998329537448.post-44396575131207916452009-03-03T09:39:00.000-05:002009-03-03T09:39:00.000-05:00Protege: I heard a strange thing recently. Suppose...Protege: I heard a strange thing recently. Supposedly, your own voice sounds different in your own ears than in other peoples. I wonder if it's true.<BR/><BR/>I only punch the guys I like. The obnoxious ones I ignore completely.<BR/><BR/>Buck: Walking arguments for preventative euthanasia? Oh, I am so writing that line down! That was brilliant!<BR/><BR/>Laughingwolf: Get well soon, hon. Personally, I like tall men. But all men are tall compared to me, so it doesn't make me extremely picky.<BR/><BR/>No wolf bites. With the funky line he gave, I had enough of a bad taste in my mouth.Michelle H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10117937124348728578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9169129998329537448.post-39158598878062292482009-03-02T20:52:00.000-05:002009-03-02T20:52:00.000-05:00ok... nuffin wrong with bein 5'6"... i'm 6'4", and...ok... nuffin wrong with bein 5'6"... i'm 6'4", and keep smackin my head on those damn bus and subway overhead hand hold bars :(<BR/><BR/>what... NO wolf bites? :O lol<BR/><BR/>hopefully i can see enough in a week or two to resume blog visits more often...laughingwolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08873675614347328116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9169129998329537448.post-25637570076069367442009-03-02T15:07:00.000-05:002009-03-02T15:07:00.000-05:00Well... I'm thinking you have a brilliant career a...Well... I'm thinking you have a brilliant career ahead of you, Michelle... if this is your <I>worst!!</I> (read as: I loved it.)<BR/><BR/>re: that pick-up line. That's about the most incredibly STUPID and insensitive thing I've heard in my entire life, and I'm not kidding one lil bit. This may be insensitive, as well, but so be it: guys like that are walking arguments for preventative euthanasia.Buckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05319116022465066060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9169129998329537448.post-22803973595484004392009-03-02T13:41:00.000-05:002009-03-02T13:41:00.000-05:00Ah Michele, another great post from you!;))I also ...Ah Michele, another great post from you!;))<BR/><BR/>I also agree about the voice thing; I can not stand listening to myself; I think I sound weird and obnoxious.;))<BR/><BR/>I have never been bitten in my life by anything.;) I think.;))<BR/><BR/>I would have punched the lights out on the guy with the pick-up line.:P<BR/><BR/>Hope you are feeling better today.;)Zuzanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02137958790178864561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9169129998329537448.post-28994659357667634182009-03-02T11:05:00.000-05:002009-03-02T11:05:00.000-05:00Wow! I so need to spell check my responses more. O...Wow! I so need to spell check my responses more. Oh well. Blame it on the Monday, everyone.Michelle H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10117937124348728578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9169129998329537448.post-30892290197093742642009-03-02T11:03:00.000-05:002009-03-02T11:03:00.000-05:00Angie: I never heard of "secret Dynamite sign." Wi...Angie: I never heard of "secret Dynamite sign." Wish I knew that when I was a kid. Imagine of the sticks of gum I could have won! I'll pick up the Donkey Bling when I get a free moment.<BR/><BR/>Jinksy: Actually, I love animals. Every one of those bites happened because of my own stupid fault - except for the dog and and mole.<BR/><BR/>Brenda: I will make more random posts on occasion. Glad you liked it!<BR/><BR/>Buckskins: I don't know what was with that guy, but I know not all men are like that. I have the ones visiting my blog as good examples.<BR/><BR/>L.C. Gant: Exactly! I have that five-year-old voice. UGH!<BR/><BR/>Merry: I walked right up to the chipmunk and snatched it out of the grass. Sufficed to say, he didn't like me doing that and sank teeth into my thumb.<BR/><BR/>Oren: Speedo to tight! I never considered it. I'll do the door thing the next time. :)<BR/><BR/>Suldog: I try my best. <BR/><BR/>And I did take a peek at your post in my reader. You lucky dog! A zamboni ride on your birthday - I am so jealous.Michelle H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10117937124348728578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9169129998329537448.post-12634203092872704302009-03-02T10:58:00.000-05:002009-03-02T10:58:00.000-05:00Those are about as random and fascinating as possi...Those are about as random and fascinating as possible. I can always count on being entertained when I come here, that's for sure.<BR/><BR/>Being a Penguins fan, you will be amused when you see my blog today :-)Suldoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9169129998329537448.post-78164694196221244072009-03-02T07:37:00.000-05:002009-03-02T07:37:00.000-05:00Maybe his speedo was too tight. Go figure. Sorry...Maybe his speedo was too tight. Go figure. Sorry for the goofballs of the world. Go measure yourself on the 7-11 door frame. We know this is always correct. See ya.<BR/>OrenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9169129998329537448.post-1791575058676381602009-03-01T23:32:00.000-05:002009-03-01T23:32:00.000-05:00Opossums scare me... they're basically rats on ste...Opossums scare me... they're basically rats on steroids and I'm guessing albino opossums are even meaner, as all the schoolyard opossums beat them up and called them names.<BR/><BR/>But how the heck did you cheese off the chipmunk that much?<BR/><BR/>I have had arguments at the dmv, though never over my height... you should've told him it was a genetic fault in men that made them think things were longer than they actually are :-)Merry Monteleonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09435956005780500310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9169129998329537448.post-69379692338961901602009-03-01T22:26:00.000-05:002009-03-01T22:26:00.000-05:00Oh, I hate the sound of my voice, too! I sound lik...Oh, I hate the sound of my voice, too! I sound like a 5-year-old, I swear. People always say it's "cute." Grr.<BR/><BR/>I share your pain on the lame pick-up lines, too. Goodness, why can't men just say "hi, nice to meet you" anymore? Don't worry though, there are still some good ones out there. I found one, and you will too :-)<BR/><BR/>About those animal bites, that would make a great character trait! Maybe you could write a story that revolves around why your MC antagonizes animals. Lots of directions you could go with it. "Write what you know," right?L.C. Ganthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11079008223326433494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9169129998329537448.post-12274816774788871602009-03-01T20:31:00.000-05:002009-03-01T20:31:00.000-05:00Michelle,I know this will come across as a little ...Michelle,<BR/><BR/>I know this will come across as a little weak, but on behalf of the male of the species, I'm sorry that there are morons like that guy among us. Disrespect, especially towards women, really makes my blood boil. There must be something missing in his DNA string.<BR/><BR/>I hate the sound of my own voice, too. Heard it on a home video a few weeks ago, and threatened to stop talking. Strangely enough, no tried to change my mind...Dave (aka Buckskins Rule)https://www.blogger.com/profile/07764864394651709866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9169129998329537448.post-70011020559292293452009-03-01T16:17:00.000-05:002009-03-01T16:17:00.000-05:00An albino possum??? Hope you keep writing random ...An albino possum??? Hope you keep writing random posts; they're very interesting! :)Brendahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396940884161622626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9169129998329537448.post-30076848967340016612009-03-01T09:45:00.000-05:002009-03-01T09:45:00.000-05:00May I assume after this, that you have no soft spo...May I assume after this, that you have no soft spot for animals?! xxxJinksyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01686101468214361004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9169129998329537448.post-26237396668948198182009-03-01T09:23:00.000-05:002009-03-01T09:23:00.000-05:00Oh, hon, not good with the pickup line or the crit...Oh, hon, not good with the pickup line or the critter bites. (You're welcome to the Donkey Bling as an award from my blog, 'cause I do love ya.) <BR/><BR/>(On the paper, rock, scissors...always pull out the secret DYNAMITE sign. It's a closed fist with the thumb sticking up. The only thing that beats it is scissors, 'cause it can cut your fuse, but the ambush usually works.) :)Angie Ledbetterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16407006980893727627noreply@blogger.com