"Mama, if I should cry, will you wipe my tears?"
"Yes, my child. I will lend you my shoulder to weep on."
"Mama, if I should fall, will you bandage my cuts?"
"Yes, my child. I will wrap up your wounds and give tender kisses."
"Mama, if I should make a mistake, will you understand?"
"Yes, my child. I shall listen with understanding and give you my best advice."
"Mama, can I borrow the car keys to go to an overage drinking party?"
"Over my dead body, dear child."
You say that now. Just wait until you really do have a driving teen. While I'm cautious about my son being out there, I'm also proud that he's ready. Still funny though :)
ReplyDeleteHa! I think my mother's secretly happy I can't drive, just so she doesn't have to worry about me driving to the moon and back. Love the post. :D
ReplyDeletelol, you;re gonna do just fine at this motherhood thing ;)
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