By the way, why is it an anniversary? Shouldn’t it be a birthday? I’m not married to this thing. We didn’t exchange any wedding vows. We didn’t go on any honeymoon together. In fact, this is the most lopsided relationship I’ve ever been in! He gets all the attention and I have to clean up after his fat ass by answering all his comments for him!
I want a divorce!
or this . . .
have to keep the menfolk happy too!
(Personlly, I think they're fake.
I've never seen leather look like that before.)
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